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I think we've been had (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They're actually finely calibrated stones. For instance, my weight is 13 stones and a packet of gravel.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found them. They are in my shoes. Do you want them back?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Beard, ma'am? Finest in Jerusalem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

13 stone and and a pywackett of gravel or twelve stone and three hands?

Use your words, sheesh.