this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I would like to buy a cream cheese bagel."

Would this avoid any misunderstandings without the need of me becoming excessively verbose on my request of bread and cheese breakfast combinations?

[–] bradinutah 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Here is your weird order for a bagel-shaped serving of cream cheese! You're welcome!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"Greetings and salutations, oh master baker! I have found the way to your workshop in the hopes to acquire one of your baked goods which the commoners call a bagel, to which I have come to the knowledge it can be filled with cream cheese, to obtain a composite treat of great satisfaction to those who hunger for the combined delight of cooked flour and curdled milk! In that manner, I will request thee to surrender one of such confectionaries in exchange of money!".

[–] bradinutah 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I don't understand a word you just said."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"One bagel with cream cheese, please."