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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 185 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I like the scope creep there:

Programming language (singular)
All programming languages and related knowledge
Add in AI, ML and data structures

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.

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