▲ 805 ▼ You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 64 comments fedilink hide all child comments hyperlink
[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 186 points 2 years ago (7 children) I like the scope creep there: Programming language (singular) All programming languages and related knowledge Add in AI, ML and data structures permalink fedilink source hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 57 points 2 years ago (5 children) Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago (3 children) DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) DNA is a programming language JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then. Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable. permalink fedilink source parent [–] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Since this is something that needs to be considered while programming, I'd presume such information falls under "related knowledge". permalink fedilink source parent [–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago Sounds like they are the product owner :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 57 points 2 years ago (5 children) Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago (3 children) DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) DNA is a programming language JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then. Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable. permalink fedilink source parent [–] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Since this is something that needs to be considered while programming, I'd presume such information falls under "related knowledge". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago (3 children) DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) DNA is a programming language JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then. Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) DNA is a programming language JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then. Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Since this is something that needs to be considered while programming, I'd presume such information falls under "related knowledge". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago Sounds like they are the product owner :) permalink fedilink source parent