imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn't like one of those philosophy riddle things

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[–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A lot of people read this as "your greatest weakness is now gone" which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

Meanwhile I'm here like "how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything"?

But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that's even slightly productive.

    The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you've been putting off. Constantly.

    Not a boon, but a curse.

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