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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

man really posted he solved the climate crisis and legalised abortion in amerikkka
https://twiiit.com/POTUS/status/1741206275055034388
this is a list of things that sound good, and then an explanation about how the claims fall short

TACKLED THE CLIMATE CRISIS
wrote “the climate crisis” on the ground and then tripped on it

PROTECTED ACCESS TO REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE
by making sure hospital doors are unlocked during business hours

ACHIEVED WORLD PEACE
uniting it in hatred towards me

CONVERTED USA TO 150% RENEWABLE ENERGY
technically fossil fuels are renewable on a long enough time span

CURED CANCER
made crab jerky

HOUSED ALL THE HOMELESS
by throwing them all in prison

GAVE EVERY CITIZEN $2,000,000
in tax breaks if they donate to my campaign

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

CURED CANCER made crab jerky

Took me a second but then made me chuckle