the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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man really posted he solved the climate crisis and legalised abortion in amerikkka
https://twiiit.com/POTUS/status/1741206275055034388
this is a list of things that sound good, and then an explanation about how the claims fall short
TACKLED THE CLIMATE CRISIS
wrote “the climate crisis” on the ground and then tripped on it
PROTECTED ACCESS TO REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE
by making sure hospital doors are unlocked during business hours
ACHIEVED WORLD PEACE
uniting it in hatred towards me
CONVERTED USA TO 150% RENEWABLE ENERGY
technically fossil fuels are renewable on a long enough time span
CURED CANCER
made crab jerky
HOUSED ALL THE HOMELESS
by throwing them all in prison
GAVE EVERY CITIZEN $2,000,000
in tax breaks if they donate to my campaign
Took me a second but then made me chuckle