▲ 167 ▼ How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by nobloat@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 120 comments fedilink hide all child comments She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!
[–] grue@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Might as well ask Lemmy how to pass the Kobayashi Maru test, while you're at it. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Im_old@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) Might be a tricky example. The answer to that according to a certain cadet is to cheat. Not sure gf would appreciate that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) I always liked Calhoun's solution. Obliterate the Maru. It's either a trap or it's not. If it is, you don't want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it's not, you don't want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew. Of course, I don't recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator? permalink fedilink source parent [–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago If done successfully she'll never know permalink fedilink source parent [–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Understand the deeper meaning of the situation and what they are actually looking for? You know what, other poster that recommendations cheating may be easier. Edit: or is this a helplessness, try anyway deal?? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) Might be a tricky example. The answer to that according to a certain cadet is to cheat. Not sure gf would appreciate that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) I always liked Calhoun's solution. Obliterate the Maru. It's either a trap or it's not. If it is, you don't want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it's not, you don't want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew. Of course, I don't recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator? permalink fedilink source parent [–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago If done successfully she'll never know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) I always liked Calhoun's solution. Obliterate the Maru. It's either a trap or it's not. If it is, you don't want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it's not, you don't want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew. Of course, I don't recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago If done successfully she'll never know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Understand the deeper meaning of the situation and what they are actually looking for? You know what, other poster that recommendations cheating may be easier. Edit: or is this a helplessness, try anyway deal?? permalink fedilink source parent