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My eyelid has been twitching every 10 mins for the past 3 days. It's getting quite annoying.

Besides punching my eyeball what else could I do?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

I'll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That’s the worst

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?