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So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?
Alternate names for consideration: pissengan, urinitron, bakapeepee
EDIT: before you even tell me that I can't go around hucking piss balloons, remember that these people might literally poke me in my actual anus, as a prank. If someone does that shit, I'm definitely piss-ballooning them, at the earliest opportunity.
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I think that's just called Jarate and the only difference is the container. Personally I'd go for the jar, might cut them and then you're pissing in their wounds.