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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

My mother told me to make Facebook. I tried explaining Facebook already existed, but it was no use.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can run a Friendica instance and act like you invented it. My family was impressed when I "made my own Netflix" with a Plex server lol.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

You can still make Facebook, you just need to register it on a domain they haven't claimed. Then get sued and live in a box for the rest of your life while paying Zuck your bucks for trademark infringement.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I have a little bit of that problem too. Then she says "I didn't mean it exactly, just something like it"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I want you to just make a house! Well, obviously not a house like this brick house, but something like it..

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