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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chuds stop dreaming about a zombie apocalypse challenge difficulty level impossible.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They just want to kill "zombies", what's wrong with that? (Ignore the fact that chuds have started referring to homeless people, people struggling with addiction, and other marginalized groups as zombies, I'm sure that level of dehumanization won't lead anywhere horrific)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Boom! Brains everywhere! It's politically correct if you shoot a zombie in the face Boom! Make it explode! Relieve your working routine stress to the bloody bone

They used to be human That's why we like them so much We can go cannibal with no sense of shame!

We are no savage We no pay To see gladiators kill We are more human than that We are different We shoot zombies in the face! Shoot zombies in the face!

Zombies are slow, predictable, old-fashioned We ain't scared or surprised watching them in action A creative dead end Why are they still a trend?

They're our ex-neighbour! They're that fucking pretentious bitch and your stupid bully boss They preserve your traits! Semi-human so we can hate them as much as you can

They are all that we are afraid to be Anti-human Anti-human

We are justified We have permission We are licensed cannibals By killing them, we declare We are different We are better I fear, I hate, I need my green neighbor!

The more brutal you go The more relieved you'll be It's tolerated to go ape on them They're filthy former human beings

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If this is original then bravo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

unfortunately not, it's by an Italian metal band Destrage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SOEKCWafsg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

they call protestors zombies too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I once heard someone say that zombies in horror movies represent the bourgeoisie's fear of the protletariat in mass revolt.

I don't know how well that analysis holds to all zombie movies but everytime I hear some reactionary calling protestors or homeless people zombies, I remember it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lenin is a confirmed necromancer and I am proud to be his skeleton soldier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"People who are dissenting are the real sheeple. Don't they know that the deep state WANTS people to rebel against them?"