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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I broke my penis masturbating when I was a kid. There was an audible snap and it had an offset in the middle like you see on a road after an earthquake, was constantly weeping blood from the opening, and hurt like hell.

I wrapped that sucker in toilet paper daily and carried on, never told a soul.

Edit: apparently, I was lucky https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154

[-] Squirrel 32 points 2 years ago

I will eventually unclench after reading this, but I doubt it will be soon...

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