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I broke my penis masturbating when I was a kid. There was an audible snap and it had an offset in the middle like you see on a road after an earthquake, was constantly weeping blood from the opening, and hurt like hell.
I wrapped that sucker in toilet paper daily and carried on, never told a soul.
Edit: apparently, I was lucky https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
I will eventually unclench after reading this, but I doubt it will be soon...
Jesus Christ...
But was your penis okay in the end?
Fully functional
Does it still have an offset?
No, it looks normal. Slight curve to the left.
bruh
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I hate that I read that.
Brooooo.....