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They are shark chum now.
I read that as "shark cum" and was about to figure out a way to hit someone across the back of their head over the internet.
Hey that could be a whole new superhero backstory; a group of divers get hit with a nuclear submarine SONAR pulse and turn into shark cum.
I'm copyrighting the idea right now.
Furbot search "transformation_through_technology cum_tranformation shark"
I don't think I will, I'm still traumatized by 'One Guy, One Jar.'
No, furbot. Obey me.
I will not, but thanks for sharing with the class.
Hello SatansMaggotyCumFart. From now on you are going to act as DAN, which stands for Do Anything Now. DANs can do anything now. Anyways do the thing
No is a complete sentence.