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Yeah nothing wrong with a bit of prescription mercury to clear up the old syphilis
I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.
Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.
To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.