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Spicy in spicy out rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yoooo, I manufacture these packages!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what they pay me for!

For reals though, I actually rip these up because I'm QA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn't want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Knife. I use a razor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Scissors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most guys don't carry scissors in the field. Just knives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey, everybody!

THIS GUY DOESN'T CARRY TRAUMA SHEARS IN THE FIELD!

Get a load of this guy lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you do me a quick favor?

I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣