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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This could be great for audiophiles and musicians, but it could also mean I don't have to hear my neighbors fart through our paper-thin walls...where do I throw my money??

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (4 children)

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Ahh yes… Newton’s 3.5th law “for every fart in nature there is an equal and opposite fart.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Somebody give this guy a goddamn phd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Risky. If you end up out of phase and create a standing wave then we’re NOT responsible for the consequences

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

THIS is why I'm here. Genius.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I mean you don't have to hear them fart but who doesn't enjoy a good squeak and giggle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How many decibels are their farts?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hitting me with the real questions. LOUD. Prob between 50-70 dB. Not this loud, but loud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's significant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also well done with that username lol, can't believe I only noticed it after I replied.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks, glad you got a laugh out of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh.. are you my neighbour? Sorry about that…