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this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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We're all riled up after that other post between morning and night people aren't we haha
I feel you, where is the line between respecting people's chronotypes and people actively choosing to go to bed stupidly late and then expected everyone else to tiptoe around their own choices?
The real solution here though is: fuck lawns.