this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (5 children)

wait till they rediscover seatbelts

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

In my CRV I'll often initiate attack plan omega.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

... if they were working

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

"Inertial dampeners have failed."

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become "chunky salsa." (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

and start actually putting on space suits when they should.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But then they can't get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.

Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Isn't there a joke about that in Nemesis?