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Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey lets not leave out the assorted non catholics arranging child marriages because its a part of their "culture" but we arent allowed to call that out because its racism.

Fuck them too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.