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True Story (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 2 years ago by dramaticcat@discuss.tchncs.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 186 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Man she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.

There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE

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[–] dramaticcat@discuss.tchncs.de [S] 57 points 2 years ago

😱🤯

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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

prove that you are a dude

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought we'd already covered this..

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it's so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Damn that's next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i'll watch it lol

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That's fine but I'm a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me "dude."

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Sorry, dude.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm warning you, Ma'am.

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[–] M500@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

🏅

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[+] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So, a few things:

No way to prove you're a dude.
Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can't say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said "no man has walked on the moon".
Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn't be a lie if in 1900 someone said "No man has walked on the moon."

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

Yup, that's the point I was making as well

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is 2023. Everyone's a dude, dude.

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[–] cor@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago

writing is a valid form of speech, and protected under the first amendment

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I have made a terrible mistake

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[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social -1 points 2 years ago

But he said true story. It's the incel code.

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