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[The Athletic] Patrick Stewart to take Man Utd chief executive role when Arnold departs (theathletic.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)

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