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Merge then review (programming.dev)
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

At my company we're so agile that we directly deploy branches from developers' local machines to customers for A/B testing.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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