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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Node: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Yes.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Yes.

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