It's cause he has a blank space, probably can barely write his name

Reich-wingers have no trouble believing in contradictory things, it's like 1984's doublethink.

If a leftist talks about vaccines they're a bad thing and have microchips in them to sterilize you or something.

If their Führer says the vaccines only happened thanks to him the vaccines are the best thing ever and will even cure homosexuality

“And why did Taylor’s dad put $50 million on the chiefs to lose? FOLLOW THE MONEY, PEOPLE.”

People think Yoko ruined The Beatles when it was just everything building up to the inevitable. Shit, George tried to quit first.

Buckle up. Here's his theory.

1. COVID is a fake disease.

2. The vaccine is part of some sinister government plot (to do what, only be knows).

3. Kelce was in a commercial promoting the vaccine, obviously he's working closely with the government for nefarious purposes.

4. Kelce isn't popular with young women. Enter T Swifty.

5. Rather than simply have Tay Tay star in her own vaccine commercials, the government decided to have her date Kelce and therefore increase his popularity with her fanbase, therefore making them get the vaccine.

6. ???

He reloads his own ammo, if that helps answer your question.