Buckle up. Here's his theory.
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COVID is a fake disease.
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The vaccine is part of some sinister government plot (to do what, only be knows).
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Kelce was in a commercial promoting the vaccine, obviously he's working closely with the government for nefarious purposes.
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Kelce isn't popular with young women. Enter T Swifty.
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Rather than simply have Tay Tay star in her own vaccine commercials, the government decided to have her date Kelce and therefore increase his popularity with her fanbase, therefore making them get the vaccine.
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???