this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
13 points (93.3% liked)

Melbourne

1861 readers
51 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that effect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

C'mon guys. We're nearly up to 300 comments. It hasn't been done in a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think it's egg o'clock

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So ask me to draw a giraffe snail or a techno tardis or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Draw a giraffe, sitting cross-legged, having a cup of tea and laughing at a joke from their friend the rhinoceros.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fornicate yourself! You know I’ve a 5 min reply limit on these things?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was not aware of the 5 minute limit. But i don't regret my request.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like an illustration of an Aesop fable. 😊

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Possibly more anatomical than Magdeburg Unicorn but not by much

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ha ha ha... Very good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No I’m a pissant 😜

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd love to see a calhoon drawing right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I get a pole dancing zebra?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

On the subject of anatomical improbability

I’m afraid of horses so this is seriously whack not a good pole dancing zebra

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This one speaks to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fearing horses is reasonable, they can be dangerous. My Great Great Grandfather died after being kicked by a horse. It was a circus horse too, so it may well have known how to pole dance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yep! Can kill you damn easy. I’m usually ok unless close enough to smell them so just don’t invite me to Y&J yeah?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I decided I should make my own attempt. It came out better than I expected. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It made me realise how little attention I've paid to where a zebra's stripes go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you please draw someone getting excited because they got obstructed view tickets for the Taylor Swift concert?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I expected a pink dress but I still love it. How's the back? Still sore or is the vodka doing the job?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh and back is tolerable now. Walked the worst bit out, but got burnt. See how I wake up.??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah tomorrow is the worst bit when you're a bit stiff in the morning. That's when you ply yourself with panadol and every answer to every question is "I don't know".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know zero about the artist other than Fem & blonde. Wild guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Me neither. I know a couple of songs but I couldn't name them.