I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.
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The thing with human mouths, though, is that they're gross. A dagger will fuck you up, but a mouth may hurt at the time, and then later it's ✨BACTERIA TIME✨. I think maybe they can get a little bonus for that.
+1 toxic damage.
So what you're saying is that if I want to poison my dagger, all I have to do is lick it?