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Text: WARNING

Icon of eye and crossed-out alligator

Text: PSYCHOPERCEPTUAL HAZARD DO NOT HALLUCINATE ALLIGATORS

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Text: oh shit oh no oh fuck why did you do that you've killed us all

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU ARE NOT SAFE WE ARE SUMMONING THEM YOU MUST GO AND RETURN WITH WEAPONS AND RAW MEAT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I HAVE A MACHETE AND A FEW POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF, IS THAT GOOD?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MY LEGS MY LEGS ARE GONE AAAAAAAAA

IT CAN'T HURT AT THIS STAGE