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[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago (10 children)

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (9 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

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