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IDK. People have wrestled bears.
There was that one guy that choked a bear to death with the bloody stump of his wrist after the bear bit his hand off, so I'd say that counts as a technical win.
Wait, choked as in strangled or as in shoved his arm down its throat?
The latter 💪
Pretty messed up story. Possibly a tall tale.
We take those. - Every living creature ever.
I thought that was Roosevelt's buddy and a mountain lion.
Don't threaten us with a good time 😉