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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

ever published

Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.

their master, an Ancient Red Dragon

That gives me some ideas.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

*beer opens

Keep going

*lands feet on coffee table

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Voodoo dildo my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.

There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"It's both."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there's still the "Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain" from the Book of Vile Darkness.