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[–] [email protected] 581 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Someone get this asshole to get into a submarine

[–] [email protected] 191 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only more billionaires tried to visit the Titanic.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They all say they work well under pressure after all.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Titan submarine, right? We want nothing but best for dear old Elon.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only the most "Innovative" of submersibles will do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t think anyone has ever made a submarine out of toilet paper tubes, masking tape and blu-tack. This is the peak of innovation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

In the Black Sea.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wishing other human beings dead might be everything that's wrong with this world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Yeah humans. Not ppl with a god complex