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I am God's greatest programmer (lemmy.world)
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[–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There’s also that long time senior dev who’s overly confident in their abilities and force pushes production breaking code directly to master.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeet that shit into main. Who needs unit tests, it works on my computer?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    This shit happened the other week for me. Senior dev pushed the shittiest JS code without testing the day of a production install and it caused us to have to roll back the install after it very predictably caused a bunch of crashes for pages on our public site. Worst part is, the entirety of what he wrote could've been implemented as a CSS media query

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