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You Don't Surf (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The ocean exists??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The water--the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can't explain that. You can't explain it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet the fucking moon did it. That big luminous asshole. I know it's up there plotting something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The surf.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, it's Big Water propaganda

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did they not show you the documentary "Waterworld" in school?

The ocean exists, man, and people are out there fucking dying in that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yo wait, the ocean exists and it's a world's worth? I thought it was like, a mythological universe-spanning body!