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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interested in what your gut biomes are like.

Healthy, poop less, AND dealing with McDonald's food?

Wonders never cease

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, hence why I also am no reference point for those things. I do many things you shouldn't and avoid many things you should. I don't eat vegetables unless the few in a hamburger or in mixed soup (the latter only happens once or twice a year or so). I only drink real Coca-Cola, Redbul, coffee, iced coffee,... I smoke both sigarets and 'recreational sigarets'... But I still look 10 years younger than I actually am and have no real health problems (as opposed to many my age) and my cholesterol isn't even high... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Anyway, as long as this lasts I'm taking advantage of it. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well, I'll raise a glass to you!

Btw Interesting, phonetically functional spelling of cigarettes.

Wondering what your primary language is...?

Or if there's somewhere that sigarets is a common spelling/usage for cigarettes (?)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

lol, I always confuse the word. In Dutch it's called a 'sigaret' and I once was told that was a very "French" way of typing it, which made me think now again I used 'cigarettes' back then (as that's similar in French) and used 'sigarets' now... My memory sucks. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And as I do a search, a bunch of results for "e sigarets," especially from AliExpress.

Would make sense to rebrand away from the "cigarette" spelling to indicate a different method/form of ingestion/intake