162
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

dunk tank because we're dunking on this lady's baby daddy

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 years ago

Ever have one of those "How the fuck am I still single, when this is my competition?!" moments?

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Literally every time I read something like this

But then I remember I barely leave my house due to Covid, don’t really like meeting people or going out anyway, and the last relationship I was in we broke up because she held extremely bourgeois values and was an anticommunist. So sometimes the women are just as reactionary as the men, and also I do myself no favors being a crank shut in. So it actually makes complete sense why I’m single.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Crank shut-in volcel gang, we ~~out~~ in here.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Personally I think my problem is not replying to texts reliably, women seem to hate that

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I know right everytime I go several months without talking to a woman the relationship is basically over

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Almost every goddamn day of my life, but I know the answer is that I don't put myself out there or make an effort to meet new people/potential love interests. I think I would make a good partner for someone, it's just a matter of actually seeking people out. Just sucks that guys are expected to make the first move most of the time and I'm terrible at gauging someone's interest in me.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

same. but there is nowhere to "put myself out there" anyways, besides dating apps which don't work

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

It sure is very nice to be told that the bar is on the floor, when you still haven't managed to clear it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

kind of a mean title

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The bar is on the floor when you're already dating that person.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Also with jobs

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Every fucking day, doubled whenever I interact with cishet men yea

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Just waiting for that special lady who will see me in my stained hoodie (it has a hole and stretched out sleeve cuffs) and walk all the way to the edge of the room to greet me. She will have just come away from arguing with her slightly-less-politically coherent friends and will see that I am reading a book.

"I'm sorry, is that Grapes of Wrath?" she will ask me.

I will say that yes, it is, but I'm only reading it as a change of pace from my usual material. When she asks me what my usual is, I will lean in, and say softly, "animal facts."

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
162 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15985 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to [email protected]

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS