this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I’m partial to the theory that Kennedy’s head spontaneously exploded, a rare but not unheard-of phenomenon, and the authorities hurried to find and frame some schmuck for shooting him, because the idea that an assassin could kill the President would lead to far less existential terror and mass panic than the idea that the President’s head could spontaneously explode without explanation, as could anybody else’s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

some thoughts may be hazardous to your skull integrity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cognitohazard on the grassy knoll

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

true in so many ways

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My favourite theory. "His head just did that"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Kennedy suddenly dreamed up a basilisk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s a dangerous idea you’re playing with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"DROP YOUR IDEA AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)