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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Adult with free time and a good PC: I AM THE FUCKING KRAKKEN PREPARE THESE PIPES FOR C.O.D AND HD PORN

I've never felt so imaginary jacked in my life. Like, multi jacked if you think about it. And I'm really Goro from Mortal Mombat, so that helps the jacked multiplier...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

If you really want to experience the HD porn, get a Valve Index and Virt-a-Mate. You'll never leave your room.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I can't play fast paced shooters anymore. The kids these days are too jacked up on caffeine and trickshot you while jumping around like they are a clown on meth.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Use your experience to dominate them tactically. I found it when playing high TTK shooters like Overwatch 2 I can still hold my own against them young'uns.

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