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a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.
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:wqa!
and then reopening the editor instead of just using:w
x
repeatedlyi
and then the right arrow key until they're at the end of a lineSTOP! You're scaring the children!
The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.
It's all fun and games until someone does
ddO
instead of usingS
;(I've heard some people even use
:wq
over:x
….I’ve been using :wq for years…
Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh
What? No "Esc. Shift+ZZ" ?
That sounds like emacs-user talk. We don't take kindly to you folks around these parts...
It’s straight up vi, bro.
This is the way
Compositions don't bother me. Repititions do
Those last two made me physically recoil wtf
To be fair, I use arrow keys and I've been using vim for years. I happen to use Dvorak, so hjkl is... inconvenient (jk are where cv are on qwerty, h is where j is, and l is where p is). I could remap, but I'm used to other shortcuts.
I almost never use hl, but I use jk periodically. I just happen to use other movements more.