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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I'll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They'll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don't send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'll either kill me or experiment on me

Worse.

They'll read you their awful poetry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He forgot his towel as well shakes head

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

they'll make you play wonderwall the whole trip, on a recorder.