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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tazer bed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The design sounds very human.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.