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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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I hope every lib that comes here is afraid for their lives tbh

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • If you are spotted by a gang member, observe closely to try and identify the gang.
  • If they are a member of the Crips, spread your arms out to make yourself seem large, or bang pots and pans together. They will become confused and intimidated and wander off.
  • Do not attempt this with the Bloods. They cannot be intimidated. Slowly lay your wallet on the ground between you and back away while maintaining eye contact.
  • DO NOT turn your back to them, as they will see this as an invitation to play the Knockout Game.
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

My EDC now includes ultralight titanium gang pots and pans

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

What do these crackers think the Crips will think if they wore red? "Oh shit, the Bloods just hired IT Support!"