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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's Linux distro called suicide Linux that wipes your hard drive on any mistyped command.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope it comes preinstalled with sl and similar programs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you type sl it wipes your drive. No funny train for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah; it puts funny train to make you say phew then wipes your drive anyways!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

or with ll alias for ls -laF, I'm using it so often, even if it's not available, I still type it 5 times a minute.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why don't those people just run an amnesiac OS like tails? Do they not trust themselves not to say up persistence?