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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Well, that's what happens when you're not careful enough. You can't just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear: After finessing these zipties, hands now bound under legs.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Now you know

Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Science rules!

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