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Kissinger's lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.
I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers' viscera sourced on the black market.
The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?
Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.