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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kissinger's lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers' viscera sourced on the black market.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.