Which is why all the most clever rapists carry defibs.

If you EVER see a man carrying a defibrillator, 9 of 10 times, he's a rapist.

What's worse, the extra super clever ones, ride around in ambulances with disguises to make them look like paramedics.

Whenever I see a rapist mobile with flashing lights, I run them off the road.

I've saved at least a dozen women already this year.