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[–] 47 points 3 years ago* (18 children)

During wheat harvest, Reuben went out into the fields and found some mandrake plants, which he brought to his mother Leah. Rachel said to Leah, "Please give me some of your son's mandrakes."
-Gen 30:14

Umm... what the hell do I do? What's a mandrake?!

Random Verse Generator, who's next?

ETA: I googled

The alkaloids make the plant, in particular the root and leaves, poisonous, via anticholinergic, hallucinogenic, and hypnotic effects.

Yeah, I'm goin' to jail.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I got Acts 13:10

    "You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"

    Wtf am I supposed to do with that information

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Leviticus 19:21

    Passage: The man, however, must bring a ram to the entrance to the tent of meeting for a guilt offering to the LORD.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Sounds like you will have to apologize for problems at work that you cause with livestock.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Isaiah 5:22 Passage: Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    It's genocidin' time!

    Joshua 9:24 They answered Joshua, "Your servants were clearly told how the LORD your God had commanded his servant Moses to give you the whole land and to wipe out all its inhabitants from before you. So we feared for our lives because of you, and that is why we did this."

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Joel 3:8 Passage: I will sell your sons and daughters to the people of Judah, and they will sell them to the Sabeans, a nation far away." The LORD has spoken."

    So I need to get some slaves and sell them I guess

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