Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I'm an expert.

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[–] 4 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

People keep coming into my house. At first, they were coming in to steal things. I would catch them in the act of stealing something, and sometimes I would get back what they were trying to take, and sometimes they would just look at me and walk away, and I was unable to stop them. Other times people would just walk through my house like it was a shortcut to somewhere else, and when I would ask them to stop doing that, they would just look at me like, why would we? Why would we stop doing this? Sometimes people come in and then they leave their children there. And then I'm left, exasperated, trying to figure out what i'm supposed to do with these children they've left behind. Later the children will just disappear.

I try to stop all of this from happening by checking the doors to make sure they're locked, checking all the windows to make sure they're closed and locked and secure, yet no matter what I do, people just get in. They never have to force their way in. There's no sign of any break-in. They just seem to be able to effortlessly open doors that are locked. They always act like they belong there. They show no sign of being alarmed that I've discovered them. My distress at all this is extreme.

Another dream I have is reoccurring. I materialize into a large indoor facility, sometimes it's a massively huge mall. Sometimes it's a massively huge library. Sometimes it's some sort of museum. It's always some indoor huge building. I appear there suddenly with no memory of how I got there, and I realize quickly that it is an indoor death march. The building is packed full with people. And we're all required to walk endlessly. If anyone stops to sit down or talks too much they disappear. They either just literally disappear, or they are led away by a group of people, and they are never seen again. We can talk to one another, but it has to be very brief and very quiet. We walk in an endless loop, never stopping, never knowing why we're there and what's going on. I look for doors and windows, but there are none. Every once in a while I'll see a person I know, and we will try to talk to a each other and then be immediately drawn away by two groups of people. Everyone is exhausted and most are openly hostile. Many seem to be unable to form thoughts or ideas.

I await your shitty, dubious analysis, oh expert of dreams, as you are my only hope.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 hours ago (2 children)

    Two dreams is dangerous. I'll let this one slide because they don't contradict, each other but rather reinforce the same picture.

    Analysis: You are tired of people using you as their mental model during sexual fantasies. Somewhere a couple of many years is making love with above average prowess that suprises even them. it's because one of them, perhaps even both of them, are fantasizing being with you instead. There is someone from work/school who fantasizes about you when they masturbate. There are more than a few who do this. Not all of them are even close or acquaintances. You have subconsciously picked up on actions, behaviours and pheremones from so many people who are aroused by you, but you are frustrated because it never manifests itself in your lovelife. Intimacy is a two way street, and even that complete stranger on the street who casually watched you walk by is going to self pleasure themselves to the thought of you.

    They take, take take and never give. What your subconcious already knows, but your conscious self isn't ready to accept is this. You are unconventionally very attractive. Your puritanical ideas of love and intimacy is making you miss out on your best opportunities for a satisfying life. Somepeople were meant to be "the one" for someone. That's not you. You are at you best when and happiest when you share yourself broadly.

    Whether you want to take up your passion/purpose as a vocation or just as a hobby, the world is a better place when you, and your many admirers are sated in the flesh. Ease up on your prudish ways. Learn to relax. Learn that intimacy can be casual without strings yet be deeply satifying. There isn't enough of you to go around, and you shouldn't even try. Just accept that when you want to get out there, there is an army of wonderful people who have the same idea as you.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

    O fanciful and wise, Cappuccinocoretto, your reply was much better than what the Ouija board told me. I hope I have not misinterpreted your directives to not take myself so seriously, laugh more, and sleep with more strangers. I will consider them on the advice of my cat therapist.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 39 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

    They aren't my directives. Your dreams are a window to the truth you already know. Dreams are pre-processing of events witb a keen mix of intuition and observation in exquisite detail without the rational and emotional filters of reality. They reveal truths if you know how to interpret them.

    I learned to interpret dreams from a now defunct private career college in a strip mall. I took the advanced placement route because I could complete a 4 year degree with majors in Psychology and Sociology with dual concentrations in dream analysis in only 8 weeks part time.

    Unfortunately, I completed the coursework, attended the lectures, wrote the exams and defended my thesis successfully, but right before convocation as valedictorian the Institution was shuttered. Something about student loan fraud and a fledgling sex cult. The Dean of Arts and Science said I'll get my paperwork and credentialing as soon as he is out of prison. He is a nice guy. We keep in touch in spite of the restraining order against contacting former students.

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