Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I'm an expert.

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[–] [S] 1 point 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They aren't my directives. Your dreams are a window to the truth you already know. Dreams are pre-processing of events with a keen mix of intuition and observation in exquisite detail without the rational and logical filters of reality. They reveal truths if you know how to interpret them.

I learned to interpret dreams from a now defunct private career college in a strip mall. I took the advanced placement route because I could complete a 4 year degree with majors in Psychology and Sociology with dual concentrations in dream analysis in only 8 weeks part time.

Unfortunately, I completed the coursework, attended the lectures, wrote the exams and defended my thesis successfully, but right before convocation as valedictorian the Institution was shuttered. Something about student loan fraud and a fledgling sex cult. The Dean of Arts and Science said I'll get my paperwork and credentialing as soon as he is out of prison. He is a nice guy. We keep in touch in spite of the restraining order against contacting former students.

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